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imthegdbatman:

To the new followers just discovering my blog:


To the followers who have been with me for a few weeks:


To the followers who have been following me for awhile:


To the followers who I call or consider to be a friend:

To the followers who have been with me from the start:

To the followers who leave me messages in my ask box anon or not:


To the followers who have considered unfollowing me:


To the followers who will never unfollow me:



To all of my followers:

Belle

[x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like. 
[] You’ve been lost in the forest.
[X] You love to read.
[] You are not shy at all.
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[x] You have done volunteer work.
[x] You have a wild imagination.
[x] You love to take care of people in need.
[x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty. 
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out. 
Total: 8

Rapunzel
[ ] You’re an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother. 
[x] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy.
[x] You can get really bored.
[] You have very long hair.
[x] Your hair is/was bright blonde.
[x] You’re an artsy person.
[x] You’re childish.
[x] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living.
[x] You care about others and their feelings.
[] You like to follow the rules.
Total: 7

Alice
[] You have/had a pet rabbit.
[x] You love to play cards.
[] You constantly know the time.
[x] You get yourself in sticky situations.
[x] You have been to a court. 
[x] You have fallen asleep while doing your homework.
[x] You have had a tea party.
[x] You like hats.
[] You’re late.
[] You know how to play croquet.
Total: 6

Jasmine
[] Your dad is rich.
[x] You are very clever. 
[x] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
[] You’re unique and different from everyone else. 
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich. 
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[] You don’t have a lot of friends.
[x] You’re independent. 
[] You are wealthy.
[] Your parents try to control your life.
Total: 5

Megara
[] Your boyfriend/crush is strong.
[x] You have gotten involved with the wrong people before.
[x] You are very convincing. 
[x] You have fallen in love before.
[x] You have had your heart broken. 
[x] You find an interest in Greek mythology.
[x] You lie sometimes.
[x] You pretend to be someone you’re not.
[x] You have been used.
[] Purple is one of your favorite colors.

Total: 8

Ariel
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you. 
[x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you. 
[x] You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
[x] You love to swim.
[] Your favorite animal is some sort of sea creature.
[]You collect something. 
[x] You have/had long hair. 
[x] You are adventurous. 
[x] You’re extremely curious. 
[] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible. 
Total: 7

Aurora
[x] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[x] You almost died at a very young age. 
[] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful. 
[x] You have a decent singing voice.
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekend.
[] You spend most of your time outside.
[] You’re adopted.
[x] You’re very romantic.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 5

Cinderella
[] One of your parents is dead.
[x] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[] You love to dress up.
[x] You love animals. 
[] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
[x] Your mom is really strict.
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you. 
[] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
Total: 5

Snow White
[x] You know that you’re beautiful.
[x] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[x] You’ve almost been killed.
[x] You have at least seven good friends.
[] You’ve had food poisoning. 
[x] You have/had short hair.
[x] You get along with almost everyone. 
[x] All of your friends are different.
[x] You love to have a good time. 
[] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
Total: 8

Tinkerbell 
[x] You get jealous easily.
[x] You loved your childhood.
[x] You like to fly. 
[x] You believe in magic. 
[] You’re 5’2” or under.
[] You hate pirates.
[] You love sparkles.
[x] People underestimate you.
[x] You get angry easily. 
[x] You have/had a treehouse. 
Total: 7

Pocahontas 
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[x] You are more spiritual than religious.
[x] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
[x] One of your family members is dead.
[x] Your parents are very protective of you.
[x] Someone you know has been in the war.
[x] You love nature.
[x] You have/had black hair.
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[x] You’re very adventurous.
Total: 10

Mulan 
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes. 
[x] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone. 
[x] You have/had considered running away from home.
[] Your parents try to plan your life out.
[x] A lot of your friends are boys.
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
Total: 7

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I’m motherfucking Pocahontas.